CheckEngine's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Frost'D]

LMFAO!!

Holy shit that's the most amazing thing I've seen this winter.

This was funnier than hell.

Omg.

-Engine

[Without A Mushroom]

Haha!

That was pretty funny.

I thought it was a little lame you were using the Saw theme music, but when it ended off in 8-bit I laughed.

Great job, haha!

7/10
4/5

-Engine

Sh0T-D0wN responds:

I'm eating Frosted Flakes.

[Paid In Full]

*Buzz Killington sigh*

1. Don't ever use Half-Life music (track on the menu screen) in submissions again. Newgrounds has an audio portal for a reason..

2. Invest more time in making menus. There is too much white negative space...everywhere.

3. Take an art class.

4. Motion tweening circles with horribly drawn guns is not animating. Try watching some tutorials..

I can see an effort in this man, just trying to help direct you :)

Good luck!
-Engine

Frenzy responds:

I don't use Flash, the best that I can do is this basically. What's with the 0 though?

[-=Alien Hominid Tribute=-]

No.

This was pretty horrible..

There was literally no animation what so ever. Just vibrating images to synth voices.

0/10
0/5

Epic fail. And a slap in the face to AH...and Jesus..
-Engine

[Rabbit is watchin' TV]

lmao!

Haha, you ass!

Nice job. Well done.

-Engine

Doctor-Gordon responds:

:-)

[My Madness Animation]

Omfg..

This is a perfect example of why Madness should be left to Krinkels.

This started out ok, and I actually thought it was going to suck far less than expected.

Then fail. 4 seconds into the animation, it ends.

It's almost as if you worked on this for a little while, and then realized how much work goes into making an animation. So, instead of actually applying effort, you decided to submit what little you had done.

Lazy.

Furthermore, you children need to start uploading icons for your submissions.

No icons = Automatic -3 points on ratings and stars from me.

-Engine

[Jeremy Duncan Smith]

Hehehe

This was pretty funny. I laughed out loud when Jeremy goes "WIN" when he receives mail.

ftw

I also laughed when the mailbox blew up.

The animation was really smooth.

When the envelope falls from the air, did you render that in 3D, or animate it to appear 3D? Either way it was a very smooth animation, and appealing to look at!

Good job! I hope we see more of this character soon!
-Engine

Oggy-cheese responds:

Nope it was a simple motion tween, but the movie clip was flipped so it flipped while tweening, giving the illusion of 3D. Thanks for the review!

[Retter]

Meh..

This was pretty poorly animated..

When you use images from outside flash, make sure you cut them correctly. The girl in this video wasn't cut correctly, and it showed because off-color pixels showed on her edges.

Good luck!
-Engine

xtc-alec responds:

Oh lawd

[Wheelie Whale]

Haha!

I didn't think this was going to be a good submission, but it's pretty funny!

The bigfoot animations are really smooth (well most of them). How did you go about animating that?

The voice of Wheelie Whale was pretty funny. I love the random humor, man!

7/10 Stars
3/5 Rating

Nice job, Flogtales!
-Engine

Flogtales responds:

Thanks for the comments. Bigfoot was animated with the power of MOCAP. I have access to a mocap system so if anyone wants to do a 3d movie or something I can help.

I was hoping folks like the random stuff going on. I'm actually floating this series around to see what the response will be. If it is good then I have 6 more episodes on the floor to animate and with better quality. This is a pilot episode.

Next episode Wheelie and Tank Monkey's first encounter!

[Cyberen Coughs Up a Lung]

No.

It would take me 5 minutes to make this submission.

1. Search for song. Download Song
2. Upload song into flash
3. Upload two images into flash
4. Make a movie clip for image1- stretch image once- about 5 keyframes
5. Do the same with image 2
6. Loop scene 1

Easy.

0/10 stars
0/5 rating

You have a sense of humor man! I'd love to see it! Try investing more time into submissions :)

Good luck, man!
-Engine